Carter Man is *f*u*n*n*y*

Carter, Age 3.5, December 25, 2010

So just now, Carter brought me something he assembled upstairs. It was made of plastic sliced bread, plastic sliced tomato, and plastic bologna. He said, "Mommy, I made you a swan-wish!"
Best. Mis-pronunciation. Ever.

Yesterday, he peered into the pantry, wishing for something he saw... Said to me, "Mommy, I want a strong drink!" Turns out, he was eying Rodney's "muscle milk."
Best. Almost-right. Words. Ever.

Today, I picked him up from preschool, and asked him what he learned about. His answer, "We talked about snow-mans."
Best. Insult-to-the-english-language. Ever.

That's All. :)